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From Pedals to President....only in America!

Regards,
George

You got my vote brother.

df in Illinois!!!!!

lmao dude im voting independent and putting down your name lol.

I love that ...got mine too!

http://www.inews3.com/topstory.php?id=44697274797c4d7572706879

One candidate who is coming up from behind?!?

Watch it there, Buddy! I love the Cactus Crunch, but..........

That's pretty funny. Now, I'll have to send one to Family.

First order of business...lower taxes on guitar pedals!

You better make sure George is well vetted, he's got some skeletons in that closet. We don't want any surprises at the convention. George, you ever resolve that issue with the Kurdish dwarves?

Just to make myself perfectly clear
"I did not have sexual relations with those Kurdish dwarves"

Besides I already have a lock on the election since I moded the entire lot of Diebold electronic voting machines.

I will be following this all up with a staring role in the next Ollie Stone movie.

The Oval Office will be so wild it will make Larry Flint blush and Bill Clinton wonder, "why didn't I think of that?"


All of this happening with REM's "It's The End Of The World As We Know It" playing in the background.

No way in hell I'm voting for your Yankee ass.....





H

wait a NY second there. what if he has a Southern Implant IN OFFICE WIT HIM? we could tear down and rebuild some cars in the rose garden and of course,, peee off the porch. ------