Yeah mostly this goes to my buddies Murphy and Jaydee, you must play it safe on Beer Celeb Camps:

BEER NEWS!!!

This is really serious stuff....beer contains female hormones!

Last month MSU scientists released the results of a recent analysis that
revealed the presence of female hormones in beer.
Men should take a concerned look at their beer consumption. The theory is
beer contains female hormones (hops contain phytoestrogens); therefore, by
drinking enough beer, men can turn into women. To test the theory, 100 men
each drank 8 pints of beer within a one hour period. It was then observed
that 100% of the tests subjects:

1. Argued over nothing.
2. Refused to apologize when obviously wrong.
3. Gained weight.
4. Talked excessively without making sense.
5. Became overly emotional.
6. Couldn't drive.
7. Failed to think rationally.
8. Had to sit down to urinate.

No further testing was considered necessary.

Some side effects:

That makes sense about beer containing female hormones, Rolo. Every time I drink beer I want to grab them(breasts that is).

ah my friend I hoped you would come through for my celebration!!!
And come through you have...I know that I usually go for the "darker side" of the female spectrum ( it ws watching Diana Rigg as a child on the Avengers...I love a girl in a skintight black leather cat suit that can kisc Azz!...the tattoos and fangs came later...) but that blonde...HOLY CATS...I am converted!!!!!! beach-y blondes for me!
Also...if I can get the excess female hormones to work out just right I can finnally - Go F Myself - for real!

lol