No, but it seems evil, somehow. I'm afraid that it would make me play incredible, inspired solos, but that it would gradually bend me to its will, like the house in "The Shining." The changes would be small at first--I'd shoulder my way past people standing still on escalators, but before you know it, cruelty would seep into my routine; I'd bitch-slap one of my grandmother's friends; I'd force my cat to wear mascara. Eventually, I'd murder my family with an Orek XL vacuum cleaner, and then turn the thing on myself.
And at the estate sale, some young, innocent guitar player would pick up the pedal and say, "wow--this pedal looks cool! I wonder how it sounds...."
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2 Kings 2:23-24 NKJV: And as he was going up the road, some youths came from the city and mocked him, and said to him, “Go up, you baldhead! Go up, you baldhead!” So he turned around and looked at them, and pronounced a curse on them in the name of the LORD. And two female bears came out of the woods and mauled forty-two of the youths."
Posts: 1267 | Location: Near a swamp in south Louisiana | Registered: July 27, 2004
Ha! Good one, Donne, but 'Hoover' you trying to impress? I'd join you in some bad vacuum puns, but that's just not my 'bag,' baby. Besides, I 'dust' don't have enough 'attachment' to the topic to know what I'm sup'hosed' to say. Most of my puns would at least be 'cleaner' than your 'dirt, devil!'
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2 Kings 2:23-24 NKJV: And as he was going up the road, some youths came from the city and mocked him, and said to him, “Go up, you baldhead! Go up, you baldhead!” So he turned around and looked at them, and pronounced a curse on them in the name of the LORD. And two female bears came out of the woods and mauled forty-two of the youths."
Posts: 1267 | Location: Near a swamp in south Louisiana | Registered: July 27, 2004
PRESIDENT ELECT: TRO LUX HAS ENTERED THE BUILDING....WHAT'S THIS...SHOTS HAVE BEEN FIRED?!!? WE HAVE A MAN DOWN...REPEAT...MAN DOWN...
How come my joke turned into a tom clancy novel?
"As long as there is a lower class, I am in it. As long as there is a criminal element, I am of it. As long as there is a soul in prison, I am not free." - Kurt Vonnegut.
Posts: 285 | Location: New Jersey. | Registered: October 07, 2004
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