Listen up! If you don't laugh out loud at this one, call the morgue and
reserve a tray, because you are dead.

Always wear clean underwear in public, especially when working under
your vehicle... From the Northwest Florida Daily News comes this story
of a Crestview couple who drove their car to Wal-Mart, only to have
their car break down in the parking lot. The man told his wife to carry
on with the shopping while he fixed the car in the lot.

The wife returned later to see a small group of people near the car. On
closer inspection, she saw a pair of male legs protruding from under the
chassis. Although the man was in shorts, his lack of underpants turned
private parts into glaringly public ones.

Unable to stand the embarrassment, she dutifully stepped forward,
quickly put her hand UP his shorts, and tucked everything back into
place. On regaining her feet, she looked across the hood and found
herself staring at her husband who was standing idly by.

The mechanic, however, had to have three stitches in his forehead



Pat Ferris
Fidelity Information Services

saw it comin and still laughed hard... than ks