Top Ten reasons to be a pedal hog....

10.all the styrofoam peanuts you can eat......

9).....mmmmm new pedal smell

Nowhere interesting to be on a Friday night...

8)....deciding whether they sound better grouped by color or alphabetized

or a saturday morning for that matter....

7). Great way to loose weight- no money left for extras like food or a car (have to walk everywhere)

6)... get to say things like " Dude- you should check out my Swollen Pickle" with a straight face

5)...after countless tongue tests to see if the batteries are good , you can actually taste the difference between alkaline and Ni-cad batteries

4)..... when your friends are discussing names for thier new babies you can say " Well if its a boy Id go with 'Klon' and if its a girl how bout 'Germanium'!".....

3)...your pedals wont drink your last beer or unrinate on your new leather jacket.......

2) If you need a clean shop rag, a refrigerator magnet & a ponytail holder but you're too lazy to go to the store, you can order a ZVEX pedal.

1).......................................................................................................................................................you've always got a Super Hard-On and fresh batteries in the Ultravibe

Yeah, the wife adores my SHO.

I give my wife the Multi-Scream....

i made o low pass at my wife's friend but it did not phase-(h)er

A low pass, not o

I guess we could have Top ten most 'suggestive' pedal names - in or out of context..............

I asked my girlfriend if she wanted to see my Fuzz Nutz, & she said she had already seen them.

She thrilled to the '69, but passed on my Germ....


Ya just can't buy class...
Maybe I could rent some.

Yep, I asked a female guitarist if the funny farting sound came from her Big Muff. Thwack!! Ouch...