then you will want to get this...before Idlewilde does!

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=3704814434&category=38086

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"...I just wanna thank Jesus Christ for helping me with my solo last night..."

A one pickup guitar for 500 dollars?

I could get alot of Squiers for that many

clams! In fact I plan to get some more Squiers.

May even sell the Guild cuz I dont think I am

into humbuckers. . .every few years I try

buckers anew. . .but never really hooks me.

No more buckers.

"I am sorry that anyone was offended by the wardrobe malfunction during the halftime performance of the Super Bowl." - Justin Timberlake

single coils only sound good on old 60's Fenders...on everything else, it's horrible sounding 'bladey' and 'thinness' like Guido's hairline...

you dont wanna play fat bald man pu's do you, ex-candy boy

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Single coils sound snarly and harsh (dist) and

sparkly (clean). I like this. You do not need

to advise me. . .the SKITTLE sound has been

calculated and formed. Yes, thank you "anal

poot clean fart boost" boy.

"I am sorry that anyone was offended by the wardrobe malfunction during the halftime performance of the Super Bowl." - Justin Timberlake

SKITTLE sound

(aka - wet farts)



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"Fart Boost Boy":

"My sound consists of clean, slightly breaking

up in a harmonically rich fashion clean, and

boosted slightly breaking up in a

harmonically rich fashion clean. With my fart

booster I can play the black man's blues. . .

you dont know what I have been

through. . .the pain seeps out through every

pristine BB Kingesque note, oh yes. "

SKITTLES:

"Dear Fart Boost, I will plug my 120 watt

Goliath into your single speaker 15 watt tube

smoothie with matching hot plate and it will

explode covering your entire home with tweed.

As you cry and pick up NOS tubies off the floor

I will smash out the chords to "In Bloom" and

your ass will explode."

"I am sorry that anyone was offended by the wardrobe malfunction during the halftime performance of the Super Bowl." - Justin Timberlake

you should checkout the band The Wedding Present

one of the greats you never heard of...

btw, where can I get a 'fart booster' before Idlewilde gets one?
(You aren't talking about the Zim are you?)

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Originally posted by Big Star:
you should checkout the band The Wedding Present

one of the greats you never heard of...

btw, where can I get a 'fart booster' before Idlewilde gets one?
(You aren't talking about the Zim are you?)

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You'll never beat the mailman. Seriously. . .

he has more power than god. . .he controls the

mail. He owns the packages. . .its just sick.

Dont try. . .you'll only be wasting your time

. . .last time I tried to beat Idlewilde he

sent me a pick of my free issue of Guitar

Player magazine with poop all over it. I was

humbled to say the least. The Zim? No, I wouldnt

have one of those. . .bad review at HC. . .thats

a bad sign considering the pros that reside there.

I will check out this band. . .ya.

"I am sorry that anyone was offended by the wardrobe malfunction during the halftime performance of the Super Bowl." - Justin Timberlake