What female age group should I be courting ??? I'm 38 yrs old.

I always thought that if you're old enough to be her father, she's too young

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Originally posted by Mailman From Hell:
What female age group should I be courting ??? I'm 38 yrs old.

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courting? you sure your only 38 or 138?

I've never seen a chimp beat-off with his foot

What's the proper age for people in smouthern maryland and the like ? I mean...were not san francisco over here! There's not alot to look at.

How close are you to Blue_Belle?

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Originally posted by JeffLeft:
How close are you to Blue_Belle?

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She's across the bridge and about a five hour drive.

Skittles has a fine ass....

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Originally posted by Big Star:
Skittles has a fine ass....

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How do you know ?

My friend, I would not dip lower than 28. Of course there are exceptions to this. Like if she's really hot, 23, Bi, and likes to take you, the only guy, to killer lipstick lezbo parties where they even do your laundry (folded, no starch).

Really, no age thing is really gonna matter. Maturity happens at different stages and people are all weird anyway.

Blow-up dolls should not exceed two years (used).

*punches calculator furiously*

*furrows brow*

48 +/- (pi^2)/root(e^1)