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Originally posted by i-pod POLICE:
http://www.craigslist.org/sby/tlg/81106936.html

This will sound silly .. kinda will remind you of 80's movie, such as revenge of the nerds, screwballs, etc, etc.

Here's the deal folks. I am trying to impress a lady. Now, I'm NOT the macho type, I am an engineer, peaceful guy BUT really need to change this gal's impression.

This is what I have in mind

I'll drive up my car outside some store (7eleven) with this girl. Now, this is how we'll act:
You will walk over to my car from my side (driver side) and say:

You: hey lady, hand over your purse right now.
Me: excuse me?
You: you heard me, hand over her purse you jerk
Me: What if I don't ?
You: I'll kick your ass
Me: How are you planning to do that ?
You: what the Fk do you mean, my punch is enough for you
Me: F/Off, (I'll step out the car)
I'll grab you by your collars and then will push you away, obviously I'll do it softly but I want you to act like I have tremendous strength and then you simply run or walk away.