Yup.

It also doesn't help my pool game.

But it does help my post count!

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Originally posted by Oz:
Yup.

It also doesn't help my pool game.

But it does help my post count!

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Friends don't let friends post drunk.

This is as good as it gets?

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Originally posted by Oz:
Yup.

It also doesn't help my pool game.

But it does help my post count!

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Friends don't let friends post drunk.

This is as good as it gets?

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But, I'm not drunk.



I don't get drunk that quickly, thank you. Oz != lightweight. It just threw my pool game off a little.

And anyway, my friend is no longer with me, so he can't stop me from posting, drunk or not. So neeener. *yawn*

goodnight, work tomorrow, after all.

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This is as good as it gets?

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Originally posted by Oz:
But, I'm not drunk.



I don't get drunk that quickly, thank you. Oz != lightweight. It just threw my pool game off a little.

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You're bragging about your drinking abilities on a forum

You're either hella-drunk or a major dork

jesus kicked a baby in the face

A girl made fun of me beacuase she drank more than me, it was ironic of me keeping her head from falling in the toilet bowl not an hour later



I will drink her under the table when I do not have to come home later in the evening

dim the lights, chill the ham

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Originally posted by danrounds:

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Originally posted by Oz:
But, I'm not drunk.



I don't get drunk that quickly, thank you. Oz != lightweight. It just threw my pool game off a little.

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You're bragging about your drinking abilities on a forum

You're either hella-drunk or a major dork

_jesus kicked a baby in the face_

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No, I'm not bragging, I just dont' get drunk after 3 drinks If I was "hella-drunk", I wouldn't have been spelling anything correctly. If I was bragging, I'da mentioned something like, "naawwwww, it takes more than 10 beers and 5 shots of vodka to get ol' Oz drunk! "....

Scotch is just somewhat on the distasteful side, as I've learned, as it's got that alcoholy smell to it. I don't like most hard alcohols though. Gin and Tonic to me tastes what I'd image Pine Sol to taste like.

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....your alcholism is kinda sexy Oz...in a Bukowski/Mickey Rourke kinda way


I mean, comparing Gin&Tonic to Pine Sol suggests that you have been...well...somwewhat close to the...edge.

without the 7" sideburns, you do look alot like Ray Milland...

..besides, being a 'hecka dork' isn't the worst thing to be...remember, you own that pointy fag guitar, and only a drunken binge can explain it's purchase...


yes, you are drunk most all the time...this is so.

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Originally posted by Big Star:
....your alcholism is kinda sexy Oz...in a Bukowski/Mickey Rourke kinda way


I mean, comparing Gin&Tonic to Pine Sol suggests that you have been...well...somwewhat close to the...edge.

without the 7" sideburns, you do look alot like Ray Milland...

..besides, being a 'hecka dork' isn't the worst thing to be...remember, you own that pointy fag guitar, and only a drunken binge can explain it's purchase...


yes, you are drunk most all the time...this is so.

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you might have hurt his feelings dude...

not everyone is used to being exposed to assholes as big as you!

besides, he got the fag guitar on sale, not on a drunken binge, asspipe licker!

he plays blues with it, something you cannot begin to appreciate!

you are the Angela Allioto of this forum, douche drinker!


(I hate your guts, btw!)

Oak, you schizo...

Actually, it's funny, I have shaved off my sideburns, and goatee. I look like, 10 years younger. I also got a hair cut and it's pretty short now (but not too short for the non-existent girlies to play with).

When are we jamming? My BOSS Cube-15 will womp your tube amp into submission with its CRUSHING TONE. My gibby will also bring on the hurt

BTW - just to absolutely ensure that I am not bragging about my drinkin', I will admitt to the fact that of those 3 drinks, 2 were beers, and the Scotch was in the form of a Rusty Nail (poorly mixed, mostly scotch), and that did make me miss a LOT of shots.

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you would destroy me with your power guitar, no doubt...

all I have is my ponch, thin hair and new Dunlop picks...that is NOT a fair fight, you fairy!


here's what we'll do...let's have 'Curry and Bones' in berewkely on Sat with Ty and Elwoodio (maybe)!


after seeing Ty and Dan eat, we'll see who has the stomach for my playing!!!!

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Originally posted by Big Star:
you would destroy me with your power guitar, no doubt...

all I have is my ponch, thin hair and new Dunlop picks...that is NOT a fair fight, you fairy!


here's what we'll do...let's have 'Curry and Bones' in berewkely on Sat with Ty and Elwoodio (maybe)!


after seeing Ty and Dan eat, we'll see who has the stomach for my playing!!!!

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No can do Sat., I'm goin' to hang out with my friend/ex-roommate Karen whom I haven't seen in a while (she had to move from Berkeley to live with her parents in Los Altos, long story), and before that I got a few things I want to work on for Typo, and hopefully be able to pass him some of that stuff before the end of the weekend (though that prolly won't happen).

Plus, curry gives me gas.

But we should definitely jam, serious. I wanna learn some of that cool pickin' technique

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If I was bragging, I'da mentioned something like, "naawwwww, it takes more than 10 beers and 5 shots of vodka to get ol' Oz drunk! "....

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You mean if you'd been consciously bragging

jesus kicked a baby in the face

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Originally posted by Oz:
If I was bragging, I'da mentioned something like, "naawwwww, it takes more than 10 beers and 5 shots of vodka to get ol' Oz drunk! "....

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You mean if you'd been consciously bragging

_jesus kicked a baby in the face_

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*sigh* Yes, yes of course, Mr. Rounds.

Bump for Oak

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Originally posted by Oz:
*sigh* Yes, yes of course, Mr. Rounds.

Bump for Oak

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If I post a tongue-face, it will divert attention



Oh, I win



jesus kicked a baby in the face

..noting one other person at the diner who doesn't ask for napkin usage instruction sheets would have been a pleasant diversion from the mayhem usually associated with Ty and Elwoodio eating...

Is asking for someone's 'erect ***** length' at a restaurant a reasonable thing? (Told you Dan --Americans dont ask waiters their 'rock **** size' normally!!! )

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Originally posted by Oakland:
..noting one other person at the diner who doesn't ask for napkin usage instruction sheets would have been a pleasant diversion from the mayhem usually associated with Ty and Elwoodio eating...

Is asking for someone's 'erect ***** length' at a restaurant a reasonable thing? (Told you Dan --Americans dont ask waiters their 'rock **** size' normally!!! )

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Sorry man, I would if I could. Circumstances dictate that I cannot I understand your concerns, and I am sure they can be rectified with some good elbow and curry grease on your part

I have never asked any of the waitstaff the length of their *****, but I have asked about the length of their *****.

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