since I turned 18


Also, I appear to be the youngest dude here

I could play Stairway To Heaven when I was twelve . . . Jimmy Page didn't write it until he was twenty-two. I think that says quite a lot.

math!
here?

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Originally posted by Monkey!:
I could play Stairway To Heaven when I was twelve . . . Jimmy Page didn't write it until he was twenty-two. I think that says quite a lot.

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please say that was a joke?

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Originally posted by SKITTLES:

please say that was a joke?

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Yeah, it was a line fron BadNews.


"I've always felt I was destined for greatness. I mean, I could play Stairway To Heaven when I was twelve . . . Jimmy Page didn't write it until he was twenty-two. I think that says quite a lot."

Something like that.

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Originally posted by Monkey!:

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Originally posted by SKITTLES:

please say that was a joke?

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Yeah, it was a line fron BadNews.


"I've always felt I was destined for greatness. I mean, I could play Stairway To Heaven when I was twelve . . . Jimmy Page didn't write it until he was twenty-two. I think that says quite a lot."

Something like that.

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a line from badnews? you are suddenly my peer , lifted from the ashes and waste where the others here wallow .

Domesticated cow slippers .

I was takeing Bong hits when I was twelve.

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Originally posted by Pisswall Jackson:
a line from badnews? you are suddenly my peer , lifted from the ashes and waste where the others here wallow .

Domesticated cow slippers .

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Ah yes, Excalibur my nightmare.
Finest heavy metal band of all time!


'Masturbike'

Fires of hell, doomsday bell,
Prison cell, bloody hell!

On my Masturbike!

See the cat, on the mat, it has shat, stupid twat
Look out we're going to hell!
Eat my brain, go insane, eat my brain, go insane
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!

Ride the rat, nightmare man
Ride the rat, nightmare man
On my Masturbike

Lick my hump, Kiss my stump
Burst my lump, Bloody pump
Look out we're going to hell!
Eat my brain, eat my brain, eat my brain, eat my brain
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!
Hello Bill! Chernobyl!
I feel Ill! Hospitil!
On my Masturbike!