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He ate organic food.
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Not in my culture. I saw him eat a corndog one time.
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quote: Where in the hell have you been ? I've been looking all over for you... |
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I have an article somewhere that reckoned
Jesus' P*E*N*I*S was a real whopper! "On the Moon, nerds get their pants pulled down and they are spanked with Moonrocks." |
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quote: You've got to be kidding!~* |
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Yeah, I was kidding.
What is interesting to me though is that I have been experimenting with this for a while. That is, telling people that I have heard from some source that "insert name here" has a very large *****. I like to see their reaction. . . they always seem to believe it when you say this. I told Dan Rounds on AIM last night that Gallagher (the comedian who busts watermelons with a sledgehammer) reportedly has a giant dong. He too was hooked. Its fun to tell people stuff like that. . .makes good small talk (no pun intended) and then they tell people too and then everyone thinks Jesus was hung. Then my plan is complete and I take over the world. Thats true. Fantastic. "On the Moon, nerds get their pants pulled down and they are spanked with Moonrocks." |
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I thought he was a Pisces with the fish symbol and all.
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quote: I saw you posting on HC today. Was gonna say something but I thought you left. ( dadoo "On the Moon, nerds get their pants pulled down and they are spanked with Moonrocks." |
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quote: Hi there. What are you up to. I'm back but for the summer only. |
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quote: How is music going? "On the Moon, nerds get their pants pulled down and they are spanked with Moonrocks." |
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I heard that SKITTLES is really hung
------------------------------- The eyes are yours, but you don't own the view |
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quote: "On the Moon, nerds get their pants pulled down and they are spanked with Moonrocks." |
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True - I've actually seen in a newspaper that Chris Isaak (they didn't print his name but it was obvious who they were talking about) is extremely well hung and can suck his own p3nis. I've also heard from people who know people who have dated/slept with him both that this is true and that he is a major asshole.
Just axe the ass kiss |
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quote: Yay, BB! Just axe the ass kiss |
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quote: a friend of mine who opened for him overheard him say "I'm only in it for the pussy" ------------------------------- The eyes are yours, but you don't own the view |
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quote: Just axe the ass kiss |
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quote: I play whenever I have free time. |
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What are you guys on? Chris is wonderful, just like he is on his TV show
Its kind of weird to think of him as being hung like a show-pony.... |
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quote: I don't make the news, I just report it ------------------------------- The eyes are yours, but you don't own the view |
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