too cold in Maryland!!!

May move to Florida. . .live on a boat. . .

I have always wanted to do that.

[thinks happy thoughts. . .this place is dismal]

Here are some Salisbury Maryland glory shots:



Salisbury is a treasure trove of bullshit politics and stupid laws. Our town is run by total idiots and I mean that. Having this as a punishment for stealing is really dumb.


These are the types of people you find here.

YYEEEEEHHHAAAAAAAWWWWWW!! This is entertainment.

See that guy in the back in the middle of the two guys in the front? See that dazed expression. . .? This is a typical citizen of Salisbury. Notice the large belly? Mostly all there is to do here is eat. Then you go home and beer is consumed. The result is the bloating of the belly and the dazed expression from too much chinese buffet.

after you consume you must excrete

What is over the horizon? People from this town often wonder this.

I went to college at this UNI for a while. . .till I killed everyone and then I went to another UNI . . .there are lots of UNIs around here. . .book learnin is important and stuff. . .you would never know this judging by the general population.

There are lots of these savages runnin around. Lots of stuff here is named after indian stuff. . .all the counties for instance. Seems kinda dumb that we killed all the indians and now we are going to use their words to name our localities. . .yeah . . .Wicomico has a nice ring to it. . .beat the hell out of Whitesburg.

Lots of his sort about too. The deer is now in a better place. (the mans colon)


The Terminator girl is pretty much the only famous person from here. . .besides Frank Perdue the chicken guy.

There are lots of parking lots here for all the places where you go to buy things to occupy your time because there is nothing to do in THIS FUUUUCCCKKKIIIINNNNNGGGG TOOOOWWWWNNNNN.

chicken truck for chicken related activites

gas stealers are common here

oftentimes citizens of this area need this for various reasons

this town is about 80 percent police officers

chickens need a place to live

chickens


chicken manure is a specialty here
we are experts at chicken manure.

in florida, you hang with smokey
be pals and rub c0cks

maybe eat some baby crocks like linda hamilton does

you might miss the chickens, huh?
nice pals, chickens,...dont ask fur much

not like pigs

quote:

Originally posted by Oakland:
in florida, you hang with smokey
be pals and rub c0cks

maybe eat some baby crocks like linda hamilton does

you might miss the chickens, huh?
nice pals, chickens,...dont ask fur much

not like pigs

you should move down there with me. . .we can

start a shrimp boat operation [that was a joke

by the way. . .dont get all excited]

"I was caught stealing gas" ?

Dubya should be made to wear one of those.

be sure to wear some flowers in your hair

I totally agree.This place is a shit hole and alot of the people just plain suck.

maryland is pretty close to guido's PA place...you boys should head up there and burn his garage down

then head to florida like bandidos
yes, the flowers in your hair is a good idea, yes.
says...class?

quote:

Originally posted by Moderator From Hell:
I totally agree.This place is a shit hole and alot of the people just plain suck.

the winters are bitter here. . .its not normal

for humans to have to live like this

its always so cold and dry