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VERY addictive. One confession I found:

"I get my kicks discussing American international politics online on a music board; seeming reasonable at first, then just taking the piss later. Works everytime. Made loads of enemies so far. "

I posted something just now . . . but it must be reviewed before being posted.

Can you guess what I wrote, Chris, can you, huh?

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is it an admission about those thingies you collect from Ebay?

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Originally posted by Ed Phobes:
I posted something just now . . . but it must be reviewed before being posted.

Can you guess what I wrote, Chris, can you, huh?

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Candidates:

"I don't want a kid. Some people say they don't want to bring a child into this world, as if there's something wrong with the world...I don't feel any of that, the world is okay. I'm just really lazy. "

"I stole my best friends Matchbox car in Elementary school once.. then repainted it to hide the fact it was his. Sorry dude."

"I run Windows XP but I tell everybody on hacker forums that I'm actually running OpenBSD. "
but i doubt you post on hacker forums

"I'm in my 30's and I still pick my nose. And eat it."

"I've played over 1700 games of free cell while i was supposed to be working.
I once played 30 in a row without losing.
It's a sick obsession. "

"I am ashamed of my species"

"I own a John Denver CD. "

"i ate every singlr one of the macaroons and when my dad blamed my sister and she cried i said nothing. it still doesnt really bother me. "

"i cried at the end of "a league of their own" "

"i share and download music "

"i used to like pokemon : "

More favs:

"i live behind a liposuction/plastic surgury clinic. I once stole the bags of fat from the bio-waste dumpster (I got the idea from fight club) and excreted the oil from the fat. I then dumped a thermos full of it into the frier machine at the McDonalds where i work. "

"I enjoy masterbating in other people's showers. I call it 'christening' them. Hotels, friend's houses, that sort of thing. "
HEY! THAT'S MY GIG!



I was at a works party a few years back and everybody was getting incredibly drunk except me as I was driving. I decided to leave early as I was getting somewhat bored, on the way out I bumped in to one of the girls from in the office, she was REALLY HOT and ultimatly plastered, struggling to even stand. I quickly had a look around the lobby of the hotel where the party was and realised that nobody was in site so decided I would offer her a lift home, hoping on the way she would 'try something on'. Well, she didn't try anything in the car but did invite me in to her house. When we got in the house and started to drink coffee on her sofa we started to kiss and she went down on me, however half way through she fell asleep. My member was still standing to attention and I was somewhat sexually frustrated so I 'finished myself off' all over her face and quickly left. She was left absolutly covered if you know what I mean.
The next morning at work I saw the girl crying and talking to a group of other workers and shat myself, even more so when I was shouted to go over by one of the workers and he had a concerned look on his face. I stood and listened with a fake shocked look on my face whilst the girl told the story of how she got trashed the night before at the works party and had no memory of getting home and worse still how she'd woke up the next morning on the sofa covered in seamen. Everybody offered sympathy whilst I stood and reflected back on the event feeling like a porn star.
Did I feel guilty, yes. Would I do it again given the same chance, hell yeah it looked great when I splashed her face and watched it dribble from her chin!

I have problems I know, it's not like it'll happen again.

Yes, I still see the girl in the office.

[This message was edited by thechrisproject on October 17, 2003 at 05:40 PM.]

Back in college, my friends and I used to play a game called "Hide the Pee" when we went to parties at other fraternity houses. The object of the game was to "Hide the Pee" by taking a piss in the most unlikely place. At the end of the night we would compare verified stories and designate a winner. The ultimate winner of all times was declared at a party one hot summer night... There was a huge fan blowing on the dance floor (packed with people) to keep everyone cool.... People had been dumping water bottles into the fan all night, creating a cool mist...I unzipped behind the fan and let loose. I must have baptized 150 people with my urine in one fell swoop...

I'm a guy and live with my flatmate who is also a guy. Since we've lived together I've started to fancy him. When he's out I rummage through his underware and masturbate with them on my face. I don't know what to do.



I killed an elderly woman at the retirement home I used to work at. I called her a raptor and she got scared and fell over. She broke her hip and died a week later in the hospital. I didn't even feel bad.



Even though I'm a straight male, I sometimes flirt with gay guys because it makes me feel attractive that they're interested. Then I remember that guys have about the same amount of sexual indiscretion as rabbits, and I feel like a prick-teasing asshole. Ha.


I am pure evil and have been hiding my whole life. Plain nasty, mean and look down on people and things. I'm a n elitist snob. I'm a hater and rager. I am a real snob.



I have recently bought a house and live alone. No-one visits.
I haven't had a girlfriend since 1991.
I hate my job.
I've wasted my life.



two years ago i met my cousin from hawaii for the first time when we were visiting family. at the time i didn't know she was my cousin so i was just about ready to try to hook up with her. she is so hot and she is only a sophomore in highschool right now.
that night, i wanked in my aunt's shower thinking about my cousin. i felt bad, but apparently not bad enough because i did it again the next morning.



I purposely came in my wife's mouth last week, knowing she never, ever wants me to do that.



I hate how mediocre and stale my life is. I'm a person with intellligence but am completely unmotivated to do anything with my life and don't know where to begin anyway. I don't like who I am and want to change but I'm not sure how to. Also I'm fairly good looking but I don't get dates, ever, and I'm to self-concious to ask anyone. Those who have asked me out in the past, I've pushed away. I'm at odds with my beliefs. I'm lonely inside, I want to cry but I don't want everyone to know I'm dying inside. I want to change.


though most people my age make feel uncomfortable and inadequate, I still feel very superior to them


I laugh at people who have cancer.


I fell off a brick wall and my friends were laughing and when one of them wasn't looking I pulled him down and he broke his arm. He thought this other guy did it and his mom tried to sue him.

I fist pigeons

(i guess it didn't pass their inspection process yet)

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I was at a party in college where some dude got so drunk that he went into the kitchen and shat in a frying pan and started frying up his own shit. The smell was so bad that literally everyone in the house got sick. They couldn't get the smell out of there for weeks! That dude was me.

i've had this vaginal discharge for the past few days & in private i scrape it off my underwear or stick my finger up there to see how much i can get out. it is so disgusting but it is really addictive. i like thinking that i am cleaning it all out. i don't wash my hands afterwards

These would actually be interesting if they

could be proven to be true.

Oh, they're interesting whether they're true or not.

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Originally posted by thechrisproject:
Oh, they're interesting whether they're true or not.

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The fact that they are probably lies ruins it

for me.

I think the majority of them are not lies. But I'm sorry you don't like it...

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Originally posted by thechrisproject:
I think the majority of them are not lies. But I'm sorry you don't like it...

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Some of them are hilarious.