...when your waitress comes to your table and asks what you would like...look her quare in the eye and say...

"Give me the Moons Over My Hammy, hold the hammy and don't flim flam me mammie."

Now watch in horror as she tries to make sense of what you just said.

Don't follow leaders, watch the parking meters.

You see your own taint?...I'm calling a chiropractor!

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Originally posted by Ty Gerhardt:
...when your waitress comes to your table and asks what you would like...look her quare in the eye and say...

_"Give me the Moons Over My Hammy, hold the hammy and don't flim flam me mammie."_

Now watch in horror as she tries to make sense of what you just said.

Don't follow leaders, watch the parking meters.

You see your own taint?...I'm calling a chiropractor!

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You vegetarians are so tricky.

You fooled me with your tricks.

I was then fired by Denny's.



This is as good as it gets.

We were vacationing in Denver a couple of years back. There was a Denny's hooked up with our motel, so we took the kids there for breakfast. Since we were in Denver, I thought it might be cool to try a Denver omelette...not only was it NOT on the menu, nobody there knew what a Denver omelette was....

I have not set foot in a Denny's since then.

(It was a good day nonetheless...we walked to Coors Field to watch THE GIANTS beat THE ROCKIES.

Go omnivores!

it's quite easy for me to eat at almost any restaurant that has anything resembling food

www.mp3.com/MutualExclusion

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Originally posted by Oz:
Go omnivores!

it's quite easy for me to eat at almost any restaurant that has anything resembling food

http://www.mp3.com/MutualExclusion

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Yeah...but that means you end up having to eat meat...and eating meat sucks.

You see your own taint?...I'm calling a chiropractor!

Order the vegetarian platter. Vegetarians taste good!

"...but, I'm not a racist."

I like their triple decker...

If you heard me play guitar, you would cry.

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Originally posted by Ty Gerhardt:

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Originally posted by Oz:
Go omnivores!

it's quite easy for me to eat at almost any restaurant that has anything resembling food

http://www.mp3.com/MutualExclusion

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Yeah...but that means you end up having to eat meat...and eating meat sucks.

You see your own taint?...I'm calling a chiropractor!

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No, not eating meat sucks. What do you think those canines and front teeth are for? Mmmmm STEAK, or a BURGER, or anything else equally tasty :-D

www.mp3.com/MutualExclusion

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Originally posted by Oz:


No, _not_ eating meat sucks. What do you think those canines and front teeth are for? Mmmmm STEAK, or a BURGER, or anything else equally tasty :-D

http://www.mp3.com/MutualExclusion

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No...eating meat sucks. And have you ever heard of evolution? Those canines ain't what they used to be my friend...neither are our digestive systems.

And those front teeth aren't for just gnashing into meat.

You see your own taint?...I'm calling a chiropractor!

I've tried vegetarianism and I tried the Atkins

type diet. I find it best to have a balanced diet

where both meat and veg/fruits are utilized.

This is as good as it gets.

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Originally posted by Charles Lee Ryall II:
I've tried vegetarianism and I tried the Atkins

type diet. I find it best to have a balanced diet

where both meat and veg/fruits are utilized.

This is as good as it gets.

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Best for whom? If you don't like meat it simply won't do. Besides there are plenty of other protien sources to eat besides meat. A balanced diet doesn't have to include meat...there's lots of ways to get a balanced diet.

If folks like meat they should eat it. If they don't they shouldn't. It's as simple as that really.

You see your own taint?...I'm calling a chiropractor!

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Originally posted by Ty Gerhardt:

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Originally posted by Charles Lee Ryall II:
I've tried vegetarianism and I tried the Atkins

type diet. I find it best to have a balanced diet

where both meat and veg/fruits are utilized.

This is as good as it gets.

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Best for whom? If you don't like meat it simply won't do. Besides there are plenty of other protien sources to eat besides meat. A balanced diet doesn't have to include meat...there's lots of ways to get a balanced diet.

If folks like meat they should eat it. If they don't they shouldn't. It's as simple as that really.

You see your own taint?...I'm calling a chiropractor!

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Best for me. I like meat.

Meat is alot lower in carbs and alot higher in

protein than most all foods. A much more efficient

way of getting your protein/ and fish is rich in

Omega 3 fatty acids. Good brain food. Eat what you

want but i find it better to eat meats. I get the

protein without a lot of carbs to work off. I find

it hard to believe that people don't like

meat instinctually!

This is as good as it gets.

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Originally posted by Charles Lee Ryall II:
I find it hard to believe that people don't like
meat instinctually!

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You can believe that...you would be wrong, but you can believe it.

I don't like it...never really cared for it when I did eat it...I could pretty much take it or leave it.

I found the things that I ate meatwise (hot dogs, sausages, fried chicken, BBQ etc.) had less to do with the meat and more to do with the seasonings associated with them.

Plain meat always grossed me out and I didn't like the taste of it. It always had to be covered with something.

So I can say without hesitation that an instinct to eat meat is non-existant in me. I also seriously doubt I am the ONLY person in the world who feels this way...however if I am, I'm willing to admit you may be right.

You see your own taint?...I'm calling a chiropractor!

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Originally posted by Ty Gerhardt:

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Originally posted by Charles Lee Ryall II:
I find it hard to believe that people don't like
meat instinctually!

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You can believe that...you would be wrong, but you can believe it.

I don't like it...never really cared for it when I did eat it...I could pretty much take it or leave it.

I found the things that I ate meatwise (hot dogs, sausages, fried chicken, BBQ etc.) had less to do with the meat and more to do with the seasonings associated with them.

Plain meat always grossed me out and I didn't like the taste of it. It always had to be covered with something.

So I can say without hesitation that an instinct to eat meat is non-existant in me. I also seriously doubt I am the ONLY person in the world who feels this way...however if I am, I'm willing to admit you may be right.

You see your own taint?...I'm calling a chiropractor!

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This is as good as it gets.