Jacques Chirac has officially raised the French terror alert from “Run” to “Hide”. There are only two higher alert levels in France, which are “Surrender” and “Collaborate”. The rise was precipitated by a recent fire which destroyed France’s white flag factory – effectively crippling their military.

most Americans are jealous of the French because:

1. They have real culture

2. They don't give a shit about America

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Originally posted by Jeff Left:
most Americans are jealous of the French because:

1. They have real culture

2. They don't give a shit about America

1. France's "real culture" is an adaptation of the latest invading army's culture.

2. They "give a shit about America" when it comes time to save their sorry cigarette smoking snail eating white flag waving asses.

Does texas have any culture?

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Originally posted by voltremidbass:
Does texas have any culture?

our culture consists of the Whites, Blacks and Mexicans all hating one another.

be nice to the french...if it wasn't for their help we would've gotten our asses handed to us in the revolutionary war. we just returned the favor.

if ever you'd been to France, you'd know they hate the Jew

- they share that with Texas

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Originally posted by Oakland:
if ever you'd been to France, you'd know they hate the Jew

- they share that with Texas

Yep...Paris isn't just in France.

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Originally posted by XeMoFoRvInDiEsElX:
be nice to the french...if it wasn't for their help we would've gotten our asses handed to us in the revolutionary war. we just returned the favor.

True dat!

You´d still be drinking tea and warm beer if it weren´t for the French.

And don´t forget kidney pie!

The french can suck my mother fucking dick! All of them ugly monkey fuckers.