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i had a touch of constipation this morning.
i thought while i paced and discovered the only correct remedy. in a flash as fast as a stick of dynamite explodes, my trousers and undergarments dropped to my ankles. i quickly and decisively sat on the carpet in my office and began doing the "ol' dog butt drag". the tickle of the carpet paid off!  i gots luv fo' sale! |
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Sometimes, when that happens to me, I shove frozen produce up my ass. It seems to help to break up the blockage.
You're all a bunch of assholes. |
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*touches constipation* |
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