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I just have to make some arrangments Eek
 
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columbine?

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columbine?

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have you considered the logistics of a mass slaying? I just don't have that kind of motivation Wink

I'll settle for dropping out and getting a job. What I have to do is find somebody who will put me up whilst I find one.

which is a little akward since I didn't have any friends until last summer
 
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I just have to make some arrangments Eek
so you want to be like me, and be a drop out. take any crap job you can get. never having any money to buy toyz dumb move!
get in line for food stamps

yes mame! would you like frys with that?
or a apple pie? yes! i,ve been here 5 years
and now i,m fry boy!
it took me 40 years to get where im at now.
finally makin good money! finish school joy
go to tech school or something. dont be a loser
another 3to 4 years can make the rest of your life alot easier. want a nice chick, you got to be able to take care of her. you cant even take care of you self yet!
 
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Dropping out of school is the stupidest thing you could do.Just hang in there and graduate.

I'm The Original Heavily Littered Pedalboard Man.
 
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Dropping out is weak.

If you drop out, you'll never get to Adams College, which means you'll never get to be ridiculed by jocks, which means you'll never win the homecoming carnival and take over the greek council, which means you'll never get your own dorm with a tri-lamda insignia.

Don't do it.
 
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I'm taking the year off then finishing up by myself

I know what's involved btw.
 
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fuckin' Don McClean was on the radio in high school...wait...who was president?

Red Face
 
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fuckin' Don McClean was on the radio in high school...wait...who was president?

Red Face


I've outlived richie valens


I could destroy him if only I could sing Eek
 
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Teenage Punk Marries 89 Year Old Woman



Helsinki, Finland. In one of the most bizarre and perverted twists in recent history, a 15 year old high school drop out punk/hoodlum has married an 89 year old geezer. And, if that isn’t shocking enough for you, wait until you learn of the circumstance that initially brought this unlikely couple together in the first place.

They say anything can happen in this land of frozen balls and frigid cakes, and this case just underscores that fact.

The unheard of unison of a young boy and a woman old enough to be his great-grandmother has taken place. The 15 year old punk, Maxim Litovsk, a loser and drop out of the Bothnia Lapland High School, yesterday took the hand of 89 year old Aloysha Paquette, aged spinster, former nun, and alleged child serial rapist. In fact, one of the young boys Aloysha Paquette is accused of violently raping and sodomizing is her new husband and lover!

After the alleged crimes occurred at the Bothnia Lapland High School several months ago, Maxim dropped out of school and went into a severe depression period. He has been diagnosed with clinical geriatric homosexual syndrome, a rare and unusual condition that manifests itself mostly in cold, isolated winter climates. The only thing that could apparently alleviate the mental depression the boy suffered from was to be with the woman he has come to love. The 89 year old coot who robbed him of his dignity, pride and self-esteem.

Maxim told us “I love Aloysha. She is the most caring, loving person I’ve ever known in my many years here in this frigid wasteland. And, the way she inserts the cold barrel of her pistol- well, that just makes me quiver to think about it!”

The new Mrs. Litovsk, who was a nun for 60 years in the Helsinki St. Bonapartism Holy Ecumenical Church, before her alleged crimes spoke with us after the ceremony. “Huh- what- what- huh” were her words of joy pertaining to her marriage to a boy 74 years her junior.

Maxim stated he did not know what he would do to support his aging wife. “I have no skills and I’m mentally disturbed”, the punk candidly indicated. “But when she gets that pistol out and I feel that cold metal against my skin, well, it makes the world a better place”. Aloysha responded with “Huh- what?”
 
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I just have to make some arrangments Eek


You're fucking up.
 
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I just have to make some arrangments Eek


You're fucking up.


oh well
 
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Rory Gallagher
BRUTE FORCE AND IGNORANCE
Photo Finish - 1978

Brute Force and Ignorance,
Just hit town,
Looking like survivors,
From the Lost and Found.
Brute Force and Ignorance,
Have come to play,
A one-night stand at eight o`clock,
Then they`ll be on their way.

This old town`s exploding,
And the mayor`s uptight,
He`d like to make it to the show,
But he knows it`s not his night.

He`s got to be beholding,
To his legal spouse,
But she`s put the thumbscrews on him,
And snuck out of the house.

There she goes.

The picture on the poster,
Raised an eyebrow or two,
At fifty-five to seven,
Lord, you should`ve seen the queue.

City slick and country hick,
They came one and all,
The traffic-light girl and the downhome kids,
Assembled in the hall.

Brute Force and Ignorance,
Yes, that`s the name,
The young folks gonna miss them,
Now they`ve gone away.

Well, the show got so crazy,
Today they took the billboard down,
I`ll never forget the scene last night,
When the band was escorted out of town.

This little town`s back in slow motion,
I`m sad to say,
After the confusion,
It`ll never be the same.

Well, I took a walk down Main Street,
Just to pass the time,
And I could hear that music,
Still rolling through my mind.

Brute Force and Ignorance,
They sure hit town,
And if you want to find them, buddy,
They`re down at the Lost and Found.
 
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Originally posted by Slider:
Rory Gallagher
BRUTE FORCE AND IGNORANCE
Photo Finish - 1978

Brute Force and Ignorance,
Just hit town,
Looking like survivors,
From the Lost and Found.
Brute Force and Ignorance,
Have come to play,
A one-night stand at eight o`clock,
Then they`ll be on their way.

This old town`s exploding,
And the mayor`s uptight,
He`d like to make it to the show,
But he knows it`s not his night.

He`s got to be beholding,
To his legal spouse,
But she`s put the thumbscrews on him,
And snuck out of the house.

There she goes.

The picture on the poster,
Raised an eyebrow or two,
At fifty-five to seven,
Lord, you should`ve seen the queue.

City slick and country hick,
They came one and all,
The traffic-light girl and the downhome kids,
Assembled in the hall.

Brute Force and Ignorance,
Yes, that`s the name,
The young folks gonna miss them,
Now they`ve gone away.

Well, the show got so crazy,
Today they took the billboard down,
I`ll never forget the scene last night,
When the band was escorted out of town.

This little town`s back in slow motion,
I`m sad to say,
After the confusion,
It`ll never be the same.

Well, I took a walk down Main Street,
Just to pass the time,
And I could hear that music,
Still rolling through my mind.

Brute Force and Ignorance,
They sure hit town,
And if you want to find them, buddy,
They`re down at the Lost and Found.


okay, who are you? we must have been friends back in the day

but to be honest, I identify with laundromat Big Grin
 
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