Yes, this implies that we SHOULD get coffee as

in you would be a foolish bi@tch not to join me

for liquid refreshment. Just as we will all

one day die. . .it was fated. . .in the cards

if you will. . .for us to enjoy a roasted

blend coffee or perhaps an espresso. . .even a

cup of tea. This almost forces the victim (i

mean femme) to say yes. The tricks

abound. . .and soon I will know them

all. (true fact)

you have never laid with a breathing, living woman, have you?

be honest

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"...I just wanna thank Jesus Christ for helping me with my solo last night..."

You are reading www.fastseduction.com again, aren't you?

I have failed in life!

"I am sorry that anyone was offended by the wardrobe malfunction during the halftime performance of the Super Bowl." - Justin Timberlake

quote:

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Originally posted by Oakland:
you have never laid with a breathing, living woman, have you?

be honest

_=__--____----->

"...I just wanna thank Jesus Christ for helping me with my solo last night..."

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isn't it grand?

then what happened?

jesus kicked a baby in the face

quote:

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Originally posted by danrounds:
then what happened?

_jesus kicked a baby in the face_

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Coffee enema

you promised secret tricks explained!



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NYC: "Even the most interesting guy can run out of interesting shit. Stay with them until you have demonstrated personality and made them laugh and are at a high point... then CUT THEM OFF. Tell them you have to do something or it was nice meeting them or whatever and you would like to continue this conversation sometime under quieter circumstances. If your job is done, they will give you numbers and you can leave the group... EVEN IF IT IS THE BEST THING GOING! You can come back later if you want, but you already have their numbers in case they leave or you need to rush out or catch a chick that wants to fuck right now! Even if you have to exit the bar and take a stroll and then come back having done nothing for ten minutes, IMO, closing at a high point and returning later on is MUCH BETTER than talking yourself out and leaving nothing to the chicks' imaginations that makes them want to talk to you in the future."