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Grand Master |
to show you both what a teddy bear i really am (insert mimicking insane crazy clown laughter here) i want to extend a handshake to you both for taking the time and making the effort to correspond with me on this board today.
try not to forget me and keep giving the OJ hell when things get too damn serious/political/full of themselves! HA HA HA HA!!!!!!! (boris karloff was famous throughout the monster movie groupies for being extremely well endowed!) GET SOME! i gots luv fo' sale! |
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Junior Member |
don't be such a pussy and start crying like a bitch.....
Yes I'm female - its Rhonda - I go by Ronnie |
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Grand Master |
quote: the day you see CAD crying is the day you'll see Jesus surfing to planet (hanging ten and "feces") Earth on a solar storm, you hot piece of booty! i want to go ahead and get breast implants but i want to make sure you like them first! they won't be fully operational in true female fashion but it will give me something to shove in your face! oh god, bring back the good ol' days! guitarists.net was solid F'n gold! i gots luv fo' sale! |
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Junior Member |
quote: can i give you a titty F*ck with a strap on ! Yes I'm female - its Rhonda - I go by Ronnie |
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Grand Master |
can you?!??!!? you know how long i have waited to hear you say that to me? i've trained my crank to react to your voice like Pavlov's dog! as soon as you speak, i get wood. Cognitive therapy is where it's at, theodore!
tell ZZ Top to take their Mescalero and their BBQ, Steel, Chrome (whatever the F is the name of their latest box set) and shove it up Billy Gibbons' 90 pound backdoor! We in Texas used to worship ZZ Top but that was long before the sellout years of "Eliminator" and thus to date! i gots luv fo' sale! |
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quote: I think of you whenever I take a shit. Yes I'm female - its Rhonda - I go by Ronnie |
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Grand Master |
quote: that's the sweetest thing anyones ever said to me. you have touched me, i have grown! i just hope that i am that full body, totally satisfying, bowel emptying, orgasmic, weight losing type of dump! that's the way i want to be remembered! i think of you everytime i rouhg up a senior citizen and take their social security check from them! i gots luv fo' sale! |
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