sitting at home this weekend and coloring in my new Monsters, Inc. coloring book, i accidently colored outside the lines on the kick ass pic of Sully!
i cussed that fucking crayola for making me color outside the lines and then off to the kitchen to enfore my own brand of self discipline.

yep, i took the lid off the blender, inserted the hand that held the guilty crayola inside the blender and then pushed the "puree" button.

the whirl of the blades! the bite of steel into flesh and bone! the blender filled with a beautiful mix of blood, skin and bones!

i got a hook put on where my hand used to be and i can't wait to start coloring in my Power rangers coloring book tonight!


i gots luv fo' sale!

the only time I ever colored outside the lines at school, they sent me home...to insane beatings

ouch ouch -- dont hit me! ouch ouch! -- no! not more cigarrette burns!!! NO!!

*shudders at the memory*