There's Nothing Wrong With Burning
I Work Hard For Everything I Own
Everything I Own Chokes Me When I Sleep

Milk, Milk Lemonade, 'round the back the chocolate's made.

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Originally posted by ScreamingBlackTerror:
There's Nothing Wrong With Burning
I Work Hard For Everything I Own
Everything I Own Chokes Me When I Sleep

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If hospitals cure, then prisons should bring their pain.
Don't be afraid to slaughter the centre of humanity is cruelty.
There is never redemption, any fool can regret yesterday.
Nail it to the house of lords, you will be buried in the same box as a killer...

as a killer...


as a killer...



(or some such bollocks).

Have I stumbled into the poetry forum?

Fruitcakes....

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Originally posted by Guido Zambito:
Have I stumbled into the poetry forum?

Fruitcakes....

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Fruitcakes! yelled the inmate,
for reasons quite unknown.
The flecks of spit flew from his lip,
skin tightened over bone.
The nurse rushed to his bedside,
hypo in pale white hands.
'Its not his fault' she whispered,
'Its something in his glands'.

The others soon lost interest,
and stared out at the rain.
A brief silence descended,
then Steve piped up again.
'Give me your damned attention!',
he moaned through gritted teeth.
his every nerve end quivered,
with that which lies beneath.

Of course nobody noticed,
Nobody gave a damn.
Steve's cries went unattended,
So he ate a whole raw ham!



Now that is poetry, folks

Let me try.....

Menses are red
Corpses are blue
Bunny has no p enis
And neither do you.

Nice, eh?

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Originally posted by Guido Zambito:
Let me try.....

Menses are red
Corpses are blue
Bunny has no p enis
And neither do you.

Nice, eh?

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There once was a WOP with a half acre yard
His seed was famous for making 'tards
As he rode upon his mower
He said, "I'm a grower, not a show-er,
still Father O'Reiley liked touching my nards."

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Originally posted by Guido Zambito:
Bunny has no p enis
And neither do you.

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Again with the p3nises eh?

If I didn't already know you were a blouse wearing gaylord i'd really start to wonder. . .

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Originally posted by Ty Gerhardt:

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Originally posted by Guido Zambito:
Let me try.....

Menses are red
Corpses are blue
Bunny has no p enis
And neither do you.

Nice, eh?

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There once was a WOP with a half acre yard
His seed was famous for making 'tards
As he rode upon his mower
He said, "I'm a grower, not a show-er,
still Father O'Reiley liked touching my nards."

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My seed is famous?
How nice.......

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Originally posted by Ty Gerhardt:

quote:

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Originally posted by Guido Zambito:
Let me try.....

Menses are red
Corpses are blue
Bunny has no p enis
And neither do you.

Nice, eh?

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There once was a WOP with a half acre yard
His seed was famous for making 'tards
As he rode upon his mower
He said, "I'm a grower, not a show-er,
still Father O'Reiley liked touching my nards."

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Damn, Ty...I laughed so hard at your poem that I spurted cola through my nose, onto my monitor screen!