Hi Mr.Cad Suit,

I miss you... not like a homo misses a man ass, but like a student misses his (or her) teacher over the summer... you know the teacher I'm talking about, right?

Yeah... the one with the skirt...

Well, I got this video from OJ nad I thought you might get akick out of it:

http://www.ifilm.com/ifilmdetail/2672935

Your Pal,
Warped

p.s. Marcy lords (oakland)is my new boyfriend, when is it okay to ask him to marry me?