Instead of using a razor to shave off his ball-hairs, popstar Elton John prefers to use a depilatory cream on his nut-sack.

"You have to wash it off before it starts to burn" he said. Kinda.

he's a midnight creeper
-- and a major UK talent.

trade ya a allanis morrisette and a ashley simpson for a elton and that foxy george michael?
good deal

Canadian music sucks. No big surprise as it's like one big bland boring suburb.

Hey Canada has Rush

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Originally posted by Mike Willyslap:
Hey Canada has Rush

It also has Degrasshole Jnr High

gordon lightfoot is canadian.
stratosteve tol me he has the GL box set...13 cd;s...oiy

I might well prefer death than disc numbers 3-13