I think Jeff Left was arrested for doing 'imitation' bongo music in Golden Gate Park...there was a news story about this...

Ty's band singer has mysteriously fallen ill....I know that Ty is with Ed Phobes now, holding hands and counting rosary beads in silent prayer...

saline is busy STILL parking his car somewhere south of Market Street...

Kitty insists on maintaining her Haughty Aire of Royalty (the H.A.R effect)

Oz is busy telling complete strangers on Hillegas Avenue about his Guyatone pedal as they busily dial the police on their cell phones...

Big Star is a liar and a cheat, but an amazing punk guitarist...


and then there's me, Oakland. Alone....

*open veins in wrists with dogfood can top*
(imagine blood squirts)

I know how you feel.I have proof.

I'm Heavily Littered Pedalboard Man..

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Originally posted by Idlewilde:
I know how you feel.I have proof.

I'm Heavily Littered Pedalboard Man..

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That my name has been assailed by thaT turd born again Oakland is not surprising.

He is right about one thing, I AM an amazing punk guitarist. I can make anything sound punk. I have that ability. Simon and Garfunkle? I make it punk. The best of Bread album? I do an entire punk version which greatly surpasses the monstrously great greatness that is this great Canadian record. Everyone needs bread man, even an Arab.

I am sure Ty will back me up on this, of course.

If you heard me play guitar, you would cry.

I know Ty will back you up.He backs you up on everything.But will saline ?

I'm Heavily Littered Pedalboard Man..

No, I'm afraid I can do no backing up or down in this case. If I have heard BS play, I am not aware of it.

BTW, Oakland, I do not own a car. I am, however, often waiting in the Sunset for the godamn 29 bus.

Just axe the ass kiss

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Originally posted by saline:
No, I'm afraid I can do no backing up or down in this case. If I have heard BS play, I am not aware of it.

BTW, Oakland, I do not own a car. I am, however, often waiting in the Sunset for the godamn 29 bus.

Just axe the ass kiss

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if you heard me play, you would beg me to sodomize you -- I am that good.

btw - Elwoodio told me you had a Subaru. Did you sell it in the last 2 weeks?

If you heard me play guitar, you would cry.

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Originally posted by Oakland:
the Bay Area guys just never can sustain it here...

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we are, perhaps, not as virulent as you . . .

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Originally posted by Big Star:

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Originally posted by saline:
No, I'm afraid I can do no backing up or down in this case. If I have heard BS play, I am not aware of it.

BTW, Oakland, I do not own a car. I am, however, often waiting in the Sunset for the godamn 29 bus.

Just axe the ass kiss

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if you heard me play, you would beg me to sodomize you -- I am that good.

btw - Elwoodio told me you had a Subaru. Did you sell it in the last 2 weeks?

If you heard me play guitar, you would cry.

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Sure, fuck a man while he's crying... you aren't all puppy dogs and flowers, are you?

Elwoodio was not referring to a car, but rather the nationality of my girlfriend.

Just axe the ass kiss

Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha!

I'm Heavily Littered Pedalboard Man..

Saline come back he's sorry.Tell him your sorry Oakland...go ahead..go ahead..

I'm Heavily Littered Pedalboard Man..

Oakland has nothing to be sorry about!

A simple misunderstanding...

Just axe the ass kiss

If you heard me play guitar, you would cry.

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Originally posted by saline:
Oakland has nothing to be sorry about!

A simple misunderstanding...

Just axe the ass kiss

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did I offend?...

if so, it was entirely intentional...if not, tell where I should start...

thanks


ps - Elwoodio said you had a "Subaru that was really well equipped"....I must have just completely misunderstood him, which I regrettably often do...
(he IS a foreigner you know...he dont speaka good English like most Brits...it's that tooth based lisp of his trying to get me in trouble again!!!! ELWOODIO!!!!! )