who will check this out for me?

Ty:
"..upon further, close examination, it appears that O****** does not have diahreah as at first alleged. To my expert eye, it is merely some 'loose stool'...nothing to see here...move along folks, move along."

too much Olestra and Starbucks?

there will be a time when folks get 'black market Olestra' from Cacadia...

anal leakage is something we dream of in San Francisco...

butt plug