i met this hot chcik at a bar in Deep Ellum in Dallas last weekend and we hit it off.

a few drinks and a few cigarettes later and we were laughin' and jokin' like two new lovers.

anyway, the bartender freshend our drinks and after i took a sip, i pulled a "Bruce Banner", acted like i was changing into a Hulk or somethin'.

i was crying out in faux pain and ripping at my eyes and causing a scene. i was screaming at her to please drive an ice pick into my temples in order to kill the monster within.

she freaked and ran out of the bar cryin'.

some of the patrons there that "got it" started laughing and clapping at my performance.

Making chicks cry is very hot!

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Originally posted by el cochino:
Making chicks cry is very hot!

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