Dear The Radical Cleric Abu Hamsa and Monkey!

I don't know where to start.

I am a 40 year-old IT specialist working on exciting projects on a daily basis!! Lol!!

A few weeks ago new lady started work, and instantly I was smitten! Her name is Sharon and she comes from Brimingham and she is 21. She works on accounts.

Try as I might, I cannot get Sharon to notice me! I have applied more than the usual hair-oil to my comb-over, pulled my trousers higher than usual (exposing a daring 2 inches of sock!!) and have sent her funny emails as often as I can with hilarious pictures of animals and other things that girls like.

LOL!

My mum has been ironing my shirts extra carefully, and I have been careful not to spill so much egg-yoke on my tie as I normally do.

But Sharon still won't notice me.

I wondered what The Radical Cleric Abu Hamsa (by way of his mouth-piece Monkey!) might have to offer in the way of advice? I am so desperate!!

LOL!

Thanks.

This message has been edited. Last edited by: ScreamingBlackTerror,

poop on her desk

hahaha

I will consult The Radical Cleric Abu Hamsa once he returns from having a sexy new hook fitted to his forearm stump.

Please hurry!



Lol!!

I cannot imagine life without this woman!!

I have drawn pictures of her in MS Paint 100043 already.

Lol!!