Now my farts are really rank, as are my defecations.

Also, I asked out the cute girl that works at the grocery co-op yesterday! She said yes. I have a phone number.


Now what?

*stares blankly at phone number*


*fists pigeon*

xclnt Chris (I hope you werent buying cigs tho )....she obviously wants your manmeat...but you know...

I am not an expert on Wobeegone females....

....but I gotta figure you may wish to keep the pigeon fisting mentions to nill.
...as i recall, women love to talk about themselves...constantly.

hey, act like you care...

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My next plan when I take out a girl is to keep my mouth shut as much as possible.They seem to like it more that way.

I'm The Original Heavily Littered Pedalboard Man.

that is so sexist mailman from hell

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Originally posted by dana:
that is so sexist mailman from hell

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It's not easy being sexist.Some women like it...

I'm The Original Heavily Littered Pedalboard Man.

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Originally posted by Idlewilde:

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Originally posted by dana:
that is so sexist mailman from hell

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It's not easy being sexist.Some women like it...

I'm The Original Heavily Littered Pedalboard Man.

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There's nothing wrong with being sexy!

Just axe the ass kiss

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Originally posted by saline:

There's nothing wrong with being sexy!

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Like your sweet ass cheeks in that radio station video broadcast?

tres fondelatious

_______________________________________________listen to the band

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Originally posted by Big Star:

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Originally posted by saline:

There's nothing wrong with being sexy!

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Like your sweet ass cheeks in that radio station video broadcast?

tres fondelatious

_______________________________________________listen to the band

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Just axe the ass kiss