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I was in a fiesty mood the other day while walking through a department store and I saw a very strange looking man. For some reason I was irritated just looking at him even though he's done nothing to me.

Instantly the thought popped in my head, "If we were cavemen I would bash his head in with a rock because he is utterly useless"

If you can't fuck it kill it!
If it can't get you to food then kill it!

To a lesser extreme I think these things are still true.

Just a thought.

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I know what you mean , that happens to me all the time too ! I see a guy in a alley and think , I would smash his head in with a big ass rock , but alas I just knife him since I dont have those cavemen rocks around .
 
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according to this "theory" that you have ...some superior "caveperson" would have most certainly bashed your "useless" head long ago . maybe we have DEvolved a bit . your primitive caveway is better probably . Frown(respectively of course)

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I didn't say that I was at the top of the "caveman" ladder.

But neither are you!!

*smashes bobbilicious in the head with rock until he's dead*

You wouldn't know real beauty if it was in the parking lot waiting to give you hepatitis, which it will be in about ten minutes.
-Terrance Maddux
 
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quote:
Originally posted by Laroosco!:
If you can't fuck it kill it!
If it can't get you to food then kill it!



Well said Smile
 
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Yeah caveman thoughts are still around.

I see women all the time I'd like to club and carry home.

Whenever I see a deer I think to myself...Self, would it be nice to gut that deer and roast the meat over a (newly discovered) open flame? Smile
 
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Originally posted by Smokey:

Whenever I see a deer I think to myself...Self, would it be nice to gut that deer and roast the meat over a (newly discovered) open flame? Smile



wouldn't a nice steak house with chairs and tables and some fine woman bringing you a drink be more comfortable?

Heck, they prolly got one near your trailor park dude.

what passes for fun...


oh, wait...this is the Caveman thread?Eek
hmmm...well, just park in the handicapped spaces (use two) and that way it'll feel more survivorish Smile
 
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