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Originally posted by TubGuy:
There you go with that whole "internet badass" thing again.

Yes, we all know what a manly man you are. You can stop trying to convince us now.

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Originally posted by TubGuy:

(awaits obligatory oral sex reference from the conflicted closet case....)

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Originally posted by Mike Willyslap:
You can't even beat up cad

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Originally posted by Guido Zambito:

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Originally posted by Mike Willyslap:
You can't even beat up cad

You say that as if he's a pushover.
CAD is a fucking badass Texas dude.
He will kick 9 out of 10 asses, yours included.


But I think I could take him.

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Originally posted

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Originally posted by Vin Diesel:
So now you have a hard-on for this Daddysguitar guy too?

I think a steady boyfriend would settle you down.

I've decided not to leave. I think it's important that I stick around to help you accept your serious gayness.

It's O.K. to be gay. It's not like you're going to surprise anybody.

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Originally posted by Guido Zambito:

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Originally posted by Vin Diesel:
So now you have a hard-on for this Daddysguitar guy too?

I think a steady boyfriend would settle you down.

I've decided not to leave. I think it's important that I stick around to help you accept your serious gayness.

It's O.K. to be gay. It's not like you're going to surprise anybody.

What are you, 14 years old?
Gay gay gay gay gaygaygaygaygay....

Geezus becky grow up.

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Originally posted by Vin Diesel:

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Originally posted by Guido Zambito:

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Originally posted by Vin Diesel:
So now you have a hard-on for this Daddysguitar guy too?

I think a steady boyfriend would settle you down.

I've decided not to leave. I think it's important that I stick around to help you accept your serious gayness.

It's O.K. to be gay. It's not like you're going to surprise anybody.

What are you, 14 years old?
Gay gay gay gay gaygaygaygaygay....

Geezus becky grow up.

I'd rather be 14 than fat, dumb and "gender confused" at 40 something.

At least at 14 I have an excuse.

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Originally posted by Guido Zambito:
kaboom?

Really Max....you thought that was a good one?

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Originally posted by kentuckyklira:
Sure!

After all, we´ve established fat and dumb for quite a while now, but "gender confused", that´s as new as it´s accurate!

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Originally posted by Guido Zambito:
You've established?
1. I'm fat? Sorry assbreath, but just because I'm not strung out on cocaine and booze, and I don't look like an emaciated rat like you, doesn't make me fat. I will beat your ass so bad that your illegitimate crack babies will be born dizzy. Could a fat man do that?
2. And I'm not intelligent? Are you basing this on your upside-down German shit-eating standards? You own 50 shitty guitars, will likelyu die of liver failure and/or coke induced heart attack before the end of the decade, and you fuck anything that will hold still, probably without a rubber.

And I'M stupid?

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Originally posted by Guido Zambito:

1. I'm fat?

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I will beat your ass so bad that your illegitimate crack babies will be born dizzy. Could a fat man do that?

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2. And I'm not intelligent?

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And I'M stupid?

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Originally posted by TubGuy:

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Originally posted by kentuckyklira:
Sure!

After all, we´ve established fat and dumb for quite a while now, but "gender confused", that´s as new as it´s accurate!

Umm....Excuse me?

Care to re-read my initial post in this thread?

I've known for a while that Stevie was conflicted about his sexuality.

Lets give credit where it's due, shall we?

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Originally posted by Guido Zambito:
You established?
1. I'm fat? Sorry assbreath, but just because I'm not strung out on cocaine and booze, and I don't look like an emaciated rat like you, doesn't make me fat. I will beat your ass so bad that your illegitimate crack babies will be born dizzy. Could a fat man do that?

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Originally posted by Guido Zambito:2. And I'm not intelligent? Are you basing this on your upside-down German shit-eating standards? You own 50 shitty guitars, will likelyu die of liver failure and/or coke induced heart attack before the end of the decade, and you fuck anything that will hold still, probably without a rubber.

And I'M stupid?

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Originally posted by kentuckyklira:

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Originally posted by Guido Zambito:
You established?
1. I'm fat? Sorry assbreath, but just because I'm not strung out on cocaine and booze, and I don't look like an emaciated rat like you, doesn't make me fat. I will beat your ass so bad that your illegitimate crack babies will be born dizzy. Could a fat man do that?

Some fat men might be able to do that. You could no more beat my ass than you can take a look at your dick without a mirror!

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Originally posted by Guido Zambito:2. And I'm not intelligent? Are you basing this on your upside-down German shit-eating standards? You own 50 shitty guitars, will likelyu die of liver failure and/or coke induced heart attack before the end of the decade, and you fuck anything that will hold still, probably without a rubber.

And I'M stupid?

Yeah my guitars are shitty. That must be because most of them were made in the USA by such shitty companies like Fender and Gibson, or by the shittiest of Japanese companies like ESP, Tokai or Fernandes. Oh, and not to forget those handmade French shitty guitars made by LAG.

But then, you play a Naftacaster so there´s nothing left for me to do but be jealous!

And yes, I guess the hour or more I work out every day might lead to that heart attack that all those burgers and fries you consume will help ward off.

BTW, jsut because I don´t use those extra thick "anal specials" you use doesn´t mean I don´t use rubbers!