went to the mall last week and bought this bitchin' sports coat! makes me look like a millionaire and i had a few chicks tell me so!
so anyway, i get it home and i'm dancing and prancing in front of my mirror to Loverboy's "Get Lucky" album while trying on my new jacket. all of a sudden (just as mike reno erupts into his patented power vocals) it hits me, CAD, cout off the sleeves of your sports coat about 2 inches below the elbows!
i did it and the coat did it! it was like taking something cool and multiplying it by 100 to the 10th power and making it Uber-Cool!
every guy in my neighborhood wants to borrow my "chick grabber" coat and every girl wants to come up and feel the fabric.
talk about Midas with the fucking golden touch........!
that's cool and all but what kinda britches do ya wear with it ? parachute pants ? (p)leather ? acid wash blue jeans ? do you wear shoes with no socks . what color is it ?
quote:Originally posted by Bobbilicious: that's cool and all but what kinda britches do ya wear with it ? parachute pants ? (p)leather ? acid wash blue jeans ? do you wear shoes with no socks . what color is it ?
Assitant Moderator Esq.
Bobbilicious!
something is wrong with me because i kept dreaming last night of putting on a princess costume, goinf to your house and when you answered the door and gave me candy (Bow Wow Wow----I want candy!) i then quickly threw off my princess tiara and jammed my cow tongue deep inside your ear! (your inner ear tasted like taffy, by the way)
you think you know my style, don't you! Fuck, Dig, Word, Yo! i wear 2 different colored Chuck Taylor tennis shoes, "painted on" Brittania jeans that have been acid washed and torn in all the "right" places, a black fishnet muscle shirt, my new sports coat (the "girl getter")and some RayBan Wayfarer sunglasses that are soooooo cool, it makes Don Henley and his Boys of Summer grab their asses in shame!
if i were to see a 6'5" princess on my front doorstep i don't think that i would answer the door . hey i heard that you got a haircut .....wtf ? no pics ? is it true ?
quote:Originally posted by Bobbilicious: if i were to see a 6'5" princess on my front doorstep i don't think that i would answer the door . hey i heard that you got a haircut .....wtf ? no pics ? is it true ?
Assitant Moderator Esq.
i bet you sit down at every meal and feast'gorge yourself on controversy! uneasy situations fuel your rockets! i have the ability to morph my appearance much like the mythical Doppelganger! i got 1000 faces and i use them all!
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