fag musical endeavors that Ty and JL will look back on years and years from now and say, "Well, at that time...we were doing alot of blow and not sharing it with our friends...and there were times when we shared more than just close harmonies."

I'd hate to be a witness to such a depraved descent into some seriously sick and twisted deviant type behavior.

Maybe they can film this slide?


...like a Rust Never Sleeps?...a Ass Chassity Never Bleeds...

I smell Docu-Drama! (to be shown on Lifetime Television, obviously)

maybe Crepes on Cole could let you guys film some scenes there...y'know...snotin' lines on the table, smokin cigarettes in violation of Newsome...spilling glasses of water for no reason...
like a 'The Restaurant' but with coconut pancakes and blow and Ty & Jeff **** gobbling...

I'd watch it.

You could have Oz briefly walk by a window....

TyTor gave me alot of the 'details' for the band...the Uniforms are....well, if you wanna relive your marching band days from High School, far be it for me to assuage such a fancy...

but I am uncertain if I am comfortable being a 'flag girl'

they arent 'uniforms' when ty wears them ALL THE TIME!

I knew ninjas wore black jumpsuits...I NEVER knew they wore hair nets!

Luckily, they work really well on Jeff Left.

Hey, I told Ty I would play bass for the shows.

I didn't know about any uniforms!