Typo:: I'd like an I-Pod with 30gigs please.
GAP :: mmm..we don't sell i-pods here sir.
Typo:: Really? Don't you have Daws? Daws which need i-pods?
GAP :: Sir, please pull your pants up and leave.

Typo :: Look doll, I'm not trying to tell you how to run your buisness but you guys need i-pods, with options, and free downloads....if you really wanna move these ugly clothes.
Police:: Sir, if I jam this stick any further up your butthole you'll never be able to shit properly or customize your pod again.
Typo :: Officer, I had a planned for greatness, to make money getting free downloads and end all crime and sex with animals, while listening to amazing almost-finished music.

InsaneAsylum:: Take your medicine please,...this offer is for a limited time only because it's a fad propagated by sinister environmentalists. Shoot the i-pod in the face and receive a free memory upgrade. Plant a tree.

Tomb ledger:: The next time you steal music just remember....Musicians are criminals with awesome-stylish accessories.

Typo
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Where have you been? We've called you hours ago...

this is one of them 'socially conscious' threads, isn't it?