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and bathing and now the women seem to notice me more! Weeeeeee!

Posts: 3558 | Location: Maryland | Registered: March 28, 2002

Celebrity

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NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!

WHY??!!!???!!??

HOW??!!?!??!??!

Posts: 1269 | Location: Back To Reality. . . | Registered: September 15, 2003

Ignored post by Monkey! posted

Kilroy

Celebrity

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Works every time!

"On the Moon, nerds get their pants pulled down and they are spanked with Moonrocks."

Posts: 2953 | Registered: May 27, 2003

Ignored post by Kilroy posted

Celebrity

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quote:
Originally posted by SCATTLES:
Works every time!

They notice you for all the wrong reasons if you stop bathing.

Posts: 1269 | Location: Back To Reality. . . | Registered: September 15, 2003

Ignored post by Monkey! posted

Celebrity

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quote:
Originally posted by Monkey!:
NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!

WHY??!!!???!!??

HOW??!!?!??!??!

In order to attract females you should have alot of pheromones flying about.I've gotten more smacks on the ass from the women at work more then exspected.Therefore my thesis is correct.Weeeeeeee!

Posts: 3558 | Location: Maryland | Registered: March 28, 2002

Ignored post by Idlewilde posted

Celebrity

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quote:
Originally posted by SKITTLES:
Works every time!

Right On!

Posts: 3558 | Location: Maryland | Registered: March 28, 2002

Ignored post by Idlewilde posted

Celebrity

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quote:
Originally posted by Monkey!:
quote:
Originally posted by SCATTLES:
Works every time!

They notice you for all the wrong reasons if you stop bathing.

You should try it.Once you go stink.You'll never go back!

Posts: 3558 | Location: Maryland | Registered: March 28, 2002

Ignored post by Idlewilde posted

Celebrity

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quote:
Originally posted by Idlewilde:
In order to attract females you should have alot of pheromones flying about.I've gotten more smacks on the ass from the women at work more then exspected.Therefore my thesis is correct.Weeeeeeee!

This explains why the homeless guy who lives in the wheelie-bin halfway down my street is always neck-deep in poontang!

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Ignored post by Monkey! posted

Oakland

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this thread is an abomination!!!!

"The sanctity of the jack-off must be upheld!"
-- John Kerry, 1974

Posts: 4401 | Registered: January 22, 2003

Ignored post by Oakland posted

Celebrity

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quote:
Originally posted by Oakland:
this thread is an abomination!!!!

"The sanctity of the jack-off must be upheld!"
-- John Kerry, 1974

That reminds me, Stratosteve is writing a book called "Cooking With Semen".
Dblazer has already advance-ordered a copy.

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Ignored post by Monkey! posted

Oakland

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quote:
Originally posted by Monkey!:
quote:
Originally posted by Oakland:
this thread is an abomination!!!!

"The sanctity of the jack-off must be upheld!"
-- John Kerry, 1974

That reminds me, Stratosteve is writing a book called "Cooking With Semen".
Dblazer has already advance-ordered a copy.

any pics??

Posts: 4401 | Registered: January 22, 2003

Ignored post by Oakland posted

Celebrity

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quote:
Originally posted by Oakland:

any pics??

Steve sent me some, but they arrived all stuck together with spooge.

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