Today was pretty fucking annoying. I was getting a beer at the grocery store and this mexican dude tried to sell me and my friend some fake cologne. He sprayed us with this stuff he kept saying was in Playboy and "attracted women" cause it contained pheremones. It was called "sex in a bottle" but he calls it "ass in a glass". I was like um. . .no sorry. That shit stank it was too strong. Then I was fishing in the park and this dude comes up and is talking to me for like hours. Do you keep the fish, what are you using for bait, how many fish have you caught, where are good spots. I just wanted to kill him. I moved eventually to the river and I was fishing near a marina. I didnt realize it was private property and I saw these dudes had like left all this shit that is worth money lying around all over the place. I was like. . . damn these are stupid fucks. We are fishing near this boat and I was looking in this box that was on the ground (keep in mind there is a sign PRIVATE PROPERTY NO FISHING right above my head) so I close the lid and we start to turn and leave then I hear this dude calling after us. I was like jeeze this dude thinks I robbed him. Hes yelling like "what were you looking for" I was like dude I dont know sorry I didnt take any of your shit. He is asking me for my name with a cell in his hand saying he was calling the cops. I was like my name is "Sam Nixon" and I was like you don't need to call the cops man I didnt take any of your shit. Hes like see that sign I was like yeah I see the sign now I didnt see it. Then hes like where do you live as he pretended to call the cops I was like "Riverside Drive" (rolleyes) what a jackass. This dude acted like he wanted to fight but he was pussy. HE was saying they got robbed a few days ago and I was thinking no shit its cause you leave all your shit out on the fucking ground you drunkass. THen I just left them standing there. They were assholes. Seems like there is always a fucking sign these days. You cant do shit anymore.
quote:Originally posted by Idlewilde: I use to let shit like that get to me.You have to let it bounce off your head and laugh at it.
I'm The Original Heavily Littered Pedalboard Man..
Yeah, I agree totally. I have a 12pk of Yuengling Traditional Lager plus I just drank a 22 oz Heineken. Life is good. I'll fish tomorrow but surf fishing on a big beach far from anyone.
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