saw him on the street and i immediately jumped into action! my first punch crashed into his adam's apple and the kiss of my switchblade dug through flesh and organs.
he fell quickly to the ground. that's when i began ripping fistfulls of hair from his scalp.

i collected all the stolen hair in a small pouch and raced home.

i have since used art garfunkle's hair in conjunction with a starter log and have had the warmest, prettiest, crackling fires in my fireplace i have ever had!


i gots luv fo' sale!

fistful of hair from his bald head? bwaahah no way .

sell it on ebay

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