A couple things.....

First of all, Terry Allen Hall:

You big, ugly, pigshit eating, livestock-fucking hillbilly.
This is what you said when BigBird asked how I'm doing here at MusicToyz.
He's reigning as a prince(ss) in exile...mostly ranting and raging about how terrible OJ was to him...and how Wendy won't pay attention to him!

Now Terry, you goat fucking horse's ass, I haven't even been posting at Toyz lately. Nothing there is very interesting since Timmy the Monke took his vagina and went home.
Why are you still lyingh about me, you ignorant old jobless, wanna-be extra from Deliverance?
Here's a free tip; Get a job, get a life, get your dick out of the llama's ass, and for God's sake, stop lying, you pagan piece of cow flop.

Next, we have EvilGuitarMonke.......still deluded, and most likely still a virgin.

Here's his version of his time here at Tpyz:
Basically, there wasn't anything worth staying for. I'd owned that place, and got no pleasure from it

All I can say is Daaaaaammmmmmnnnnnnnn.....
Trust me, folks, that's not quite how it went down. I won't bore you with the details, but suffice it to say, Timothy is still as full of crap as he always has been. I can honestly say that I feel 100% better since he has dissappeared from my world. Thanks EGM, for being as constant as herpes.

rca215, you should shut the fuck up and quick projecting your homo-hunger onto me and bunny.
Little fruitcake....suck my dick.

And Wendy, as always, you are a boring, self-absorbed little drama queen, and although I don't like you, I am glad that you are still alive, in spite of your many incurable diseases.

Shai Hulud, Syd, Tweedy,Justcrash, Jumpduck, Hemi, and any of you who've said nice things since I left, you're my niggas, and I shall burn one in the garage in your honor.


*end of message*

I would appreciate very much if someone here would C&P this to Open Jam for me.

Thanks

Cum Dumpster

Done.

just confirming Zeopold took care of it

stevo,I never got a chance to ask you how the moefest went? I think you said it was in vancouver this time,anybody record any stuff?

Sucks being banned, doesn't it?



I'd say something inspirational like "Don't worry, given some time you'll realize you're not missing anything", but after all, it's Harmony Central we're talking about, not some tomb like CJ....

I don't have a garage, but I'll smoke one too.

you're gonna burn a "nigga" in your garage?

SERIOUS anger issues, and latent homosexuality.

Can Vin help ? ? ?

I for one would LOVE to see Steve on OJ again.

The place has degenerated into a homolove reach-around fest. Everyone knows scooter will ban your ass for not sharing his political views, so it's pretty pussified.....

I don't know why I bother.......

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Originally posted by bob slydell:
I for one would LOVE to see Steve on OJ again.

The place has degenerated into a homolove reach-around fest. Everyone knows scooter will ban your ass for not sharing his political views, so it's pretty pussified.....

I don't know why I bother.......

Man, is EVERYBODY here a latent homo? All you, CAD and Guido talk about is gay this, gay that, suck my this, screw this in the ass.

I thought this was a music board, not a closet case fraternity.

Vin

Heres a quarter. Use it to buy a clue.

Does that tactic work on the playground or what?

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Originally posted by bob slydell:
Vin

Heres a quarter. Use it to buy a clue.

Does that tactic work on the playground or what?

What tactic? This place is kinda creepy.

But thanks for the $.25

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Originally posted by Give it Back:
just confirming Zeopold took care of it

stevo,I never got a chance to ask you how the moefest went? I think you said it was in vancouver this time,anybody record any stuff?

Actually, it's in toronto, the first weekend of August. i'll be m,aking the 8 hour drive north in my black 1998 Passat turbo. Should be a blast, as always. I might even get drunk this year and let UV blow me.

See what I mean Bob? Lots of gay talk.

16 hours of drive time just to sit around and jam with a bunch of mediocre players.

I'm sure glad I know a lot of mediocre players in my own town, so I don't have to subject myself to that!

Hi Steve!

The semi homo erotic obsession with OJ goes on.

Shit for brains!

Vin Diesel is a fake!
He was all hard for me and promised a good 8 inches. I laughed so hard when he pulled out his little pencil, he beat me up! It's not my fault you have a tiny winnie Vin!

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Originally posted by CreamyBlue2 Smegma eater:
Vin Diesel is a fake!
He was all hard for me and promised a good 8 inches. I laughed so hard when he pulled out his little pencil, he beat me up! It's not my fault you have a tiny winnie Vin!

Somebody must be posing as me. Vin's GOT the goods. If the guy only had 8" it must be one of Guido's boyfriends.

Remember, it's O.K. to be gay as long as you're drunk and pitching.