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Monkey!
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Evilguitarwanke: "Hello Monkey Magic, Timbo here. Is it possible to lose one's virginity to one's hand, or a perhaps to a dirty old sock?"


Monkey Magic: "Technically, no. You'd have to have sex with a woman."


Evilguitarwanke: "Oh fucking hell. How do I do that?"


Monkey Magic: "Firstly you must 'take a shower'. Then put on some clothes which don't smell of stale faeces and semen. These two steps will prepare you for the daunting task of 'leaving the house'."


Evilguitarwanke: "Oh fucking hell. How do I do that?"
 
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Yukio
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best second generation parody thread ever! Big Grin

"Truth meets blimey!"
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"More powerful than John Major's comeback!"
--- The Sun

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Kilroy
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quote:
Originally posted by Monkey!:
"Technically, no. You'd have to have sex with a woman."


Or a man in his case! PPPPHHHHHTTTT!!!!!

HAHAHAHAH Big Grin god I rock so much

( Smile HELLO MONKEY MAGIC! Smile )


"On the Moon, nerds get their pants pulled down and they are spanked with Moonrocks."
 
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Monkey!
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Originally posted by Yukio:
best second generation parody thread ever! Big Grin


I steal from the best. Cool

THE BEST!! Mad


(Smile HELLO SKITTLES! Smile )
 
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EvilGuitarMonke
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quote:
Originally posted by Monkey!:
Evilguitarwanke: "Hello Monkey Magic, Timbo here. Is it possible to lose one's virginity to one's hand, or a perhaps to a dirty old sock?"


Monkey Magic: "Technically, no. You'd have to have sex with a woman."


Evilguitarwanke: "Oh fucking hell. How do I do that?"


Monkey Magic: "Firstly you must 'take a shower'. Then put on some clothes which don't smell of stale faeces and semen. These two steps will prepare you for the daunting task of 'leaving the house'."


Evilguitarwanke: "Oh fucking hell. How do I do that?"


Clearly Monkey! has lost his mind as well as his credibility in this thread. The only question remaining is:

Monkey - Obsess or abscess?


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Don't wanna see your face,
Don't wanna hear your voice,
Why don't you just f.........
 
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Monkey!
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Originally posted by EvilGuitarWanke:
. . .lost his . . . credibility in this thread. . .


BWAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Christ, you're a dork. Big Grin
 
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Dixon Cox
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Monkey! has been stripped of his internet credibility.

He will carry this shame for the rest of his internet life, as shall the next 10 generations of Monkeys.

*solemnly turns back on Monkey*



Lol Big Grin
 
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TubGuy
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Big Grin
 
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Oakland
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when do I get the honor custy Frown


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ScreamingBlackTerror
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Originally posted by EvilGuitarMonke:


Clearly Monkey! has lost his mind as well as his credibility in this thread.


Frown

Jeebus.

Your humour chip seems to have burnt-out.
 
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EvilGuitarMonke
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Originally posted by ScreamingBlackTerror:
quote:
Originally posted by EvilGuitarMonke:


Clearly Monkey! has lost his mind as well as his credibility in this thread.


Frown

Jeebus.

Your humour chip seems to have burnt-out.


... as you were saying recently to the kettle.


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Don't wanna see your face,
Don't wanna hear your voice,
Why don't you just f.........
 
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ScreamingBlackTerror
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Originally posted by EvilGuitarMonke:

... as you were saying recently to the kettle.


Er,,,

Confused
 
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Dixon Cox
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Originally posted by DaddysGestapo:
Big Grin[IMG]http://www.phunhouse.org/images/timmjpg[IMG]


LOL!! Big GrinBig Grin
 
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