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Be strong. Get a lollypop and a case of Bass Ale to knock your ass out. Morning will come and it will all be behind you. Or play your drums until your hands fall off, that way you'll have to smoke with your toes.
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Beer and other diversions like that only make me want them more. Those filthy whores and their nasty diseases! *weeps wildly*  [This message was edited by thechrisproject on March 05, 2004 at 07:44 PM.]
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"On the Moon, nerds get their pants pulled down and they are spanked with Moonrocks."
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go. . .smoke. . . 
"On the Moon, nerds get their pants pulled down and they are spanked with Moonrocks."
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I found myself craving a cigarette yesterday  once an addict, always an addict 
------------------------------- The eyes are yours, but you don't own the view
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I banged two girls (seperately  ) who told me they had herpes AFTER I'd done my 2.24 minute drillin'... I was pretty annoyed. it was pre-HIV days-Carter and the 'malaise' days  ...but I thought it pretty shitty of them...and each took the rather teen MALE attitude that I'd prolly not had sex with them had I known..and I said no, I would have worn a condom before doin the pussy and then takin it off for the 15 minute anal probin' I am so legendary for... luckily I escaped unherpasized...tho do lament the rather large warts 
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