research monkeys that dont have a parent so they cuddle up to a stick with a blanket just to feel loved. How do you decide who gets to
wear the blanket here and the laundry bill has to be ridiculus . But then again most of you
smell like hippies so I guess it doesnt matter .

You gotta have rain
to have a rainbow
You gotta have dick
To have a dick in your mouth
You gotta skin a rich kid
to wear a rich kid suit
And you’ve gotta know by now I think you’re cute

And I am all alone.
There is no one here beside me.
And my problems have all gone.
There is no one to deride me.

But you got to have friends.
The feeling's oh so strong.
You got to have friends
to make that day last long.

I had some firends but they're gone,
somethin' came and took them away.
And from the dusk 'til the dawn
here is where I'll stay.

Standing at the end of the road, boys,
waiting for my new friends to come.
I don't care if I'm hungry or poor,
I'm gonna get me some of them.

'Cause you got to have friends.
Da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, friends.
That's right you, oh you, yeah you,
I said you gotta have some friends,
I'm talkin' about friends, that's right, friends.
Friends, friends, friends.

I had some firends, oh, but they're all gone, gone,
someone came and snatched them away.
And from the dusk until the very dawn, you know,
here is where I gotta stay, here is where I gotta stay.

And I'm standing at the end of a real long road
and I'm waiting for my new friends to come.
I don't care if I'm hungry or freezin' cold,
I'm gonna get me some of them.

'Cause you gotta have friends,
that's right, friends, friends.
I gotta me my, I gotta me my, I gotta me my,
look around and see all of my friends.
Oh, friends, that's right, friends, friends,
friends, friends, friends, friends, oh,
friends, you gotta have friends . . .

Pesto : That's it! [fighting] Hey, you watch where you're pointin' that thing!
Squit : Hey, take it easy!
Pesto : You wanna play the flute?! I got your flute! Hey, here's your flute!

Flavio and Marita play a congo and steel drum, respectively.
Squit plays the flute again.

Pesto : I thought I told you to stop with that flute! Take that! Get outta
my face!
Squit : Ow! Come on! Come on, I ain't done nothin'! ...

[crash] wakes the sleeping Dr Scratchansniff.

DrSns : One Monday morning I got up late
And there were these monkeys outside the gate.
The guard tried to stop them but he had no luck
The monkeys got free and they ran amuck!

DrSns : I don't know what to say the monkeys won't do!
YW+D : Don't know what to say the monkeys won't do!
DrSns : I don't know what to say the monkeys won't do!
YW+D : Don't know what to say the monkeys won't do!

DrSns : My office was run by the studio nurse.
I came downstairs und what could be worse?
The monkeys was doing a crazy dance.
They put buggies in my underpants!

DrSns : I don't know what to say the monkeys won't do!
YW+D : Don't know what to say the monkeys won't do!
DrSns : Monkeys dance then I dance too!
YW+D : Don't know what to say the monkeys won't do!

DrSns : I ran outside to get a stick
But I'm telling you, friends, those monkeys was quick!
'Cause when I returned, much to my disgrace
Those monkeys had the nurse in a mad embrace!

Nurse : I don't know what to say the monkeys won't do.
Yakko : For a nickel I'll give you a clue!
Dot : I didn't know your eyes were blue!
DrSns : I don't know what to say the monkeys won't do!

Marita: Yessah, whoo!
Flavio: Ah, play that thing!

DrSns : I went to me bath for a shower and shave.
The monkeys goin' to put me into my grave!
The entire bathroom was laid to waste
And they shaved my head with minty toothpaste!

DrSns : I don't know what to say the monkeys won't do!
YW+D : Don't know what to say the monkeys won't do!
DrSns : They is crazy-nutzo, I'm telling you!
YW+D : Don't know what to say the monkeys won't do!

DrSns : Then by this time I was feeling dread
They was using a shoe brush to shine me head.
I asked them to leave but they stayed around.
They pulled the chain and yee! I went down!

DrSns : I don't know what to say the monkeys won't do!
YW+D : Don't know what to say the monkeys won't do!
DrSns : Call my lawyer; I'm ready to sue!
YW+D : Don't know what to say the monkeys won't do!
DrSns : Aaaaaaaaaa!

Marita: Yessah, brother!

Squit with the flute again, accidently jabs Pesto in the beak.

Pesto : Hey! That's it! Where do you think you're pointin' with that thing! ...
Squit : Ow! Come on! Knock it off! Ouch! ...
I'm losin' my tail feathers! I need those!
Pesto : Yeah, I'll give you one o' those! ...

DrSns : Well me patience ran out and I'm telling you sure
Tomorrow I show those monkeys the door!
And if they don't leave I'm inviting you
To my house for dumplings and monkey stew!

DrSns : I don't know what to say the monkeys won't do!
YW+D : Don't know what to say the monkeys won't do!
DrSns : Now I'm in the stew. -- Oh, poo.
YW+D : Don't know what to say the monkeys won't do!

DrSns : Watch out for monkeys, I'm telling you!
YWDF+M: Don't know what to say the monkeys won't do!
YW+D : We're not monkeys; we're just cuckoo!
YWDF+M: Don't know what to say the Warners won't do!

*cornholes The Guy*

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Originally posted by Oakland:
*cornholes The Guy*

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*drills a 5 inch hole into Oaklands throat and
pees in his mouth to watch the piss flood out
of the hole in his throat *

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Originally posted by The Guy:


*drills a 5 inch hole into Oaklands throat and
pees in his mouth to watch the piss flood out
of the hole in his throat *

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Dude, you are such a lame-ass "American Psycho" ripoff . . . not surprising, considering you wrecked your car and lost all your belongings

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Originally posted by The Guy:

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Originally posted by Oakland:
*cornholes The Guy*

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*drills a 5 inch hole into Oaklands throat and
pees in his mouth to watch the piss flood out
of the hole in his throat *

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HA! -- that's where you lost EVERYONE!
-- no one believes you know how to use a drill!